Donald Trump Explaining Movie Plots On Twitter Is The Funniest Thing We've Seen All Week
As anyone who has followed Donald Trump's unprecedented and unlikely run for the Oval Office, the man who popularized the phrase "You're Fired!" certainly has a way with words. Now no one would ever mistake Trump for a wordsmith, but when it comes to insulting people or summarizing complex topics into vague and curiously aggressive soundbites, there's uniquely Trump vernacular that we've never before seen in a Presidential race.
With this as a jumping off point, the hashtag "#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots" emerged out of nowhere this week and quickly became a trending topic on Twitter. Suffice it to say, the tweets that the hashtag created are nothing short of comedic gold. To help save you some time, and to provide a few hearty laughs on a lazy Friday, we've combed through some of the most outrageously clever and hilarious tweets that perfectly capture what Donald Trump would sound like if forced to review movies on Twitter.
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We'll get the party started with Trump hot takes on two classic Steven Spielberg movies, Jaws and Jurassic Park.
The park? Poorly run, folks. Sad. In my park the dinosaurs would be bigger. I mean YUGE. Make Goldblum great again! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— C. Robert Cargill (@Massawyrm) August 18, 2016
This gem from B.J. Novak (of The Office fame) is pretty on the ball.
Scar – strong leader, respected. Jungle going great. Now? A mess! #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— B.J. Novak (@bjnovak) August 18, 2016
A few more Trump reviews on some 80s and 90s movie classics.
Lex Luthor, great real estate guy. Plans to reinvigorate midwest DESTROYED BY ILLEGAL ALIEN!#TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/qPhn0Avtpm
— Aidan Duffy (@rotatingfish) August 19, 2016
Biff—great guy, good friend of mine—they ruin his life! Doc and Marty—total losers. Can't win without time machine. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Alex Gookin (@_AlexGookin) August 18, 2016
Forrest. Great war hero. I can relate to him. But I gotta tell ya... His wife. I don't like wives who die of AIDS. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Jason Rosenthal (@JasonCRosenthal) August 19, 2016
Now that you're all warmed up, let's turn our attention to some solid sci-fi oriented tweets. From Star Wars to Harry Potter, we've got some real good ones here.
"Say what you want about these Sith guys- they weren't afraid to take the gloves off & win. Not like what we have." #trumpexplainsmovieplots
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) August 18, 2016
And we're not even close to being done. Buckle in folks, there's lots of gold to be mined here!
So they storm the beach, trying to recover this captured private. Bad film. I like people who weren't captured ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Travon Free (@Travon) August 18, 2016
Out of Sight – J-Lo showing what good Mexicans do: protect America against dishonest liberals like Clooney. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— tyrez (@tyrez) August 19, 2016
This dude, okay. This dude does drugs, loses his car AND the ransom $. Bowls. Bowls way too much people. Not good. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Justin Gauthier (@reddayblueday) August 19, 2016
Illegal alien tries to phone home but not before stealing candy. Also, he has tiny hands. Mine are much bigger. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Dane Rauschenberg (@SeeDaneRun) August 19, 2016
Forrest Gump couldn't walk as a kid. Total loser. I had the best legs. Elvis actually learned to dance from me, ok? #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Austin Smith (@AZAustin43) August 19, 2016
"Charlton Heston, total LOSER! Does very bad deals. Only got 10 Commandments. I would have gotten many, many more." #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— Geoff Bailey (@GeoffBailey) August 19, 2016
A great ship – The best ship! Illegal Immigrants steer it into an iceberg by Irish dancing #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots pic.twitter.com/duGyRLoZdp
— Gav (Miracle Of Sound) (@miracleofsound) August 18, 2016
Forrest Gump, total loser! Ran from battle, I like people who don't run. Purple Heart? Big deal, I have one. #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots
— K Boone (@KrisBooneWX) August 19, 2016