#TrumpBible Is The Funniest Thing On The Internet This Week - Here Are The Highlights
Does anyone actually think Donald Trump is a devout Christian? If he is then he has a very funny way of showing it — after all, if you ever ask yourself "What would Jesus do?" the answer never involves trashing prisoners of war for getting captured, declaring that Mexican immigrants are "rapists" or insinuating that a woman only asked you tough questions because she was menstruating. Nonetheless, Trump insists that the Bible is his favorite book, which inspired some clever people on Twitter to imagine what the Bible would have been like if it had been written by Trump. Check out our favorites below.
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There *is* room at the inn but Mary and Joseph refuse to stay there because it is LOW CLASS and a DUMP. #TrumpBible
— Ben Casselman (@bencasselman) August 26, 2015
Cain, Abel, both good friends. Cain got into agriculture, bad business. But he murdered his competition. That's leadership. #TrumpBible
— Benjamin Riley (@benjaminjriley) August 27, 2015
Don't get me wrong: Jesus? Great guy, classy. But a terrible executive. I would never tolerate a traitor within my organization. #TrumpBible
— Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON* (@EsotericCD) August 27, 2015
To see the rest, check out the #TrumpBible hashtag here.